Corporation details - A-Clinic [ALK0]
Alliance: Curatores Veritatis Alliance CEO: Fariini
Kills: 2906 HQ:
Losses: 4 Members: 38
ISK destroyed: 1,357.73B Shares:
ISK lost: 0.55B Tax Rate: 5%
Efficiency: 99.96% Website:
We are not alcoholics
We are only drunks
Alcoholics go to meetings

Be Drunk and Fly...

Public chan A-Klinikka

The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss to allow alcohol.
1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress.
3. It leads to more honest communications.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
8. It encourages carpooling.
9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.
10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

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10 Most recent kills
Ship type Victim Final blow Location
Rorqual
Cap. Industrial
None
Providence, R3-K7K (0.0)
I: 32
Orca
Industrial Command Ship
Avarum Populo
Providence, G-5EN2 (0.0)
I: 26
Capsule
Capsule
Dead Heaven Syndicate
Providence, Shintaht (0.0)
I: 18
Caracal
Cruiser
Dead Heaven Syndicate
Providence, Shintaht (0.0)
I: 28
Caracal
Cruiser
Dead Heaven Syndicate
Providence, Shintaht (0.0)
I: 23
Capsule
Capsule
Honorable Third Party
Providence, Shintaht (0.0)
I: 19
Medium Pulse Laser Battery
POS Module
Yulai Federation
Providence, 3D-CQU (0.0)
I: 30
Medium Pulse Laser Battery
POS Module
Yulai Federation
Providence, 3D-CQU (0.0)
I: 30
Medium Pulse Laser Battery
POS Module
Yulai Federation
Providence, 3D-CQU (0.0)
I: 30
Medium Pulse Laser Battery
POS Module
Yulai Federation
Providence, 3D-CQU (0.0)
I: 30
10 Most recent losses
Ship type Victim Final blow Location
Nightmare
Battleship
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
Providence, MH9C-S (0.0)
I: 24
Maller
Cruiser
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
Catch, SV5-8N (0.0)
I: 35
Augoror
Cruiser
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
Catch, SV5-8N (0.0)
I: 53
Scythe
Cruiser
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
Providence, G-B22J (0.0)
I: 39
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