Corporation details - A-Clinic [ALK0]
Alliance: Curatores Veritatis Alliance CEO: Fariini
Kills: 3090 HQ:
Losses: 4 Members: 42
ISK destroyed: 1,483.76B Shares:
ISK lost: 0.55B Tax Rate: 5%
Efficiency: 99.96% Website:
We are not alcoholics
We are only drunks
Alcoholics go to meetings

Be Drunk and Fly...

Public chan A-Klinikka

The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss to allow alcohol.
1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress.
3. It leads to more honest communications.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
8. It encourages carpooling.
9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.
10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

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10 Most recent kills
Ship type Victim Final blow Location
Standup Firbolg I
Fighter
PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS
Providence, 9UY4-H (0.0)
I: 59
Devoter
Heavy Interdiction Cruiser
WAFFLES.
Providence, 9UY4-H (0.0)
I: 44
Sabre
Interdictor
WAFFLES.
Providence, 9UY4-H (0.0)
I: 32
Thanatos
Carrier
None
Providence, 9UY4-H (0.0)
I: 26
Cyclops II
Fighter
WAFFLES.
Providence, H-GKI6 (0.0)
I: 9
Devoter
Heavy Interdiction Cruiser
PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS
Providence, H-GKI6 (0.0)
I: 29
Apostle
Force Auxiliary
None
Providence, H-GKI6 (0.0)
I: 40
Barghest
Battleship
Honorable Third Party
Providence, H-GKI6 (0.0)
I: 36
Apostle
Force Auxiliary
Domain Research and Mining Inst.
Providence, H-GKI6 (0.0)
I: 42
Lif
Force Auxiliary
WAFFLES.
Providence, H-GKI6 (0.0)
I: 35
10 Most recent losses
Ship type Victim Final blow Location
Nightmare
Battleship
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
Providence, MH9C-S (0.0)
I: 24
Maller
Cruiser
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
Catch, SV5-8N (0.0)
I: 35
Augoror
Cruiser
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
Catch, SV5-8N (0.0)
I: 53
Scythe
Cruiser
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
Providence, G-B22J (0.0)
I: 39
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